The Crypto Port
Daily-updated summaries of what named crypto YouTube channels are publicly calling — the coins, the levels, the dated claims — compiled from their published videos. This is commentary on public statements, not advice, and we hold no position in anything listed.
Built from channel briefs through 2026-09-08 · page generated 2026-09-08
Majors
Large-cap assets currently on the channels' slate. Each row shows the most recent call, which channel made it, and the date of the brief it came from.
| Ticker | Stance | Latest call | Specifics | Channel | Brief date | Tracked | Mentions | Channels | Stance history |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ADA | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — returns after being logged as having no author present | In Becker's majors list. No price, no target, no date, no thesis specific to ADA. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-08 | 9 | 3 | 08-21· 08-23▲ 09-01▲ 09-03= 09-04▲ 09-08▲ |
| AVAX | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — returns from the "no author present" list with nothing attached | In Becker's majors list. No price, no target, no date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-09-08 | 2 | 2 | 08-30▲ 09-08▲ |
| BTC | ▲ Bull | BULLISH three ways — and for the first time in a week, not one of them supplies a number | AD (BULLISH, relative): "Bitcoin versus gold looks promising. A turn is in… we think Bitcoin has miles to go" (Kathy Wood/ARK); BTC/gold ratio to "all-time highs," low historical correlation to gold; also cited as a hedge against systemic counterparty risk. CCV (BULLISH, structural): "Bitcoin hasn't had its bull market yet… I think that bull market is getting ready to happen"; crypto is "the last domino to fall" down the risk curve. ATR (BULLISH, cycle): accumulating at the July–August 2026 lows; 3-year bull thesis 2026–2029. | AD · CCV · ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-11 → 2026-09-08 | 18 | 5 | 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ 09-08▲ |
| ETH | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — but the thesis changed underneath it, from a chart claim to a 2027 product feature | "This is huge… bullish because this is just going to make ease of use for Ethereum users a lot more easy" — stablecoin gas-fee payments launching in 2027, removing the need to hold native ETH to transact. No price, no target, no entry. | AD | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-11 → 2026-09-08 | 18 | 5 | 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ 09-08▲ |
| SOL | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — but the price it gained yesterday was lost today | In Becker's majors list. Rationale is capital absorption: "Becker plays in majors because he has $10M+ capital to move." No price, no target, no date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-09-08 | 13 | 6 | 08-30▲ 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-07▲ 09-08▲ |
| DOGE | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL reference — downgraded from a bullish contrarian call 48 hours ago | Cited only as "the most-traded memecoin on Coinbase/Kraken," the benchmark USELESS sits second to. Also used as a simplicity example ("such coin"). | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-09-07 | 8 | 3 | 08-23= 08-24= 09-01· 09-03· 09-05▲ 09-07= |
| BNB | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a bare name, returning from a different author than the one who dropped it | "No-brainers this cycle." No level, no thesis | AD | 2026-09-04 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-09-04 | 4 | 3 | 08-23▲ 08-30▲ 09-01▲ 09-04▲ |
| LINK | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — EVIDENCE UPGRADE, and the single most checkable institutional claim in the window | The US Department of Commerce is distributing official GDP, PCE and economic data on-chain via Chainlink, across 10 blockchains. "This is massive news for Link" | AD | 2026-09-03 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-03 | 9 | 3 | 08-20= 08-23▲ 08-27▲ 08-30▲ 09-01▲ 09-03▲ |
| TRX | ▲ Bull | Bullish — tier-1 "major" | Layer 1, major tier. No level, no catalyst | ATR | 2026-09-01 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-09-01 | 2 | 2 | 08-23▲ 09-01▲ |
| XRP | ▲ Bull | Bullish — tier-1 "major" | "Decade-old layer 1, cult narrative"; the banking-system-revolution story | ATR | 2026-09-01 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-09-01 | 7 | 4 | 08-20= 08-21▲ 08-23▲ 08-27▲ 08-30▲ 09-01▲ |
| LTC | ▲ Bull | Bullish by category — listed, not argued | Named among "revenue generating coins" to hold spot instead of memecoins | Lark | 2026-08-21 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-08-21 | 1 | 1 | 08-21▲ |
Altcoins & small caps
Smaller names the channels have put on the record — including rejections and closed trades. Presence here is coverage, not endorsement.
| Ticker | Stance | Latest call | Specifics | Channel | Brief date | Tracked | Mentions | Channels | Stance history |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Artificial Enu | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL — an emerging-meta example, and probably a name this series has seen before | Memecoin/"memefi" with airdrop mechanics — specifically airdropping NVIDIA stock to holders. No price, no cap, no date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-08 → 2026-09-08 | 1 | 1 | 09-08= |
| DESTRA 🔴 | ▼ Bear | BEARISH — the only negative asset call in the entire window, and the most instructive row here | Sponsored/partnership token entered at a $30M market cap; rose sharply on influencer promotion; subsequently crashed 99% when the bull cycle ended. Cited as the cautionary case for the whole partnership-token meta. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-08 → 2026-09-08 | 1 | 1 | 09-08▼ |
| LAPTOP | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL — presented as a bull-market SIGNAL, not as a position. The most specification-dense row of the day by a wide margin | Launches September 9th (tomorrow) on Coinbase's Base network. 1 billion total supply. 30% founders + early investors, 6-month lockup, 2-year vest. 20% airdrop, split between TRUMP bag holders and Substack subscribers. 30% burned if ANY of: Democrats win the 2028 election, BTC makes a new all-time high, or LAPTOP's market cap exceeds the TRUMP token's. | AD | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-08 → 2026-09-08 | 1 | 1 | 09-08= |
| PLINK | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL-DISMISSIVE — named in order to be waved away | RWA / tokenized-DeFi primitive with a white paper claiming utility; ATR dismisses it as "attention arbitrage." No price, no cap, no date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-08 → 2026-09-08 | 1 | 1 | 09-08= |
| Poopcoin | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL — a worked example, not a recommendation | Used to demonstrate liquidity constraints: "despite 50x multiple potential, actual gains severely limited by market impact on a tiny float." | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-08 → 2026-09-08 | 1 | 1 | 09-08= |
| HYPE | ▲ Bull | BULLISH-historical — cited as a past win, used to sell a subscription | "Screamed about it since $26," presented as proof of the channel's tracking edge; "kamicazi diaper gains… impossible to achieve in stocks." Past tense. No current price, no entry, no target. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-08 | 15 | 5 | 09-01= 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ 09-08▲ |
| SUI 🔴 | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — and it directly contradicts the same asset's row 24 hours ago | In Becker's majors list. No price, no target, no date, no rebuttal of the bear case. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-08 | 9 | 4 | 08-23▲ 08-30▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-07= 09-08▲ |
| TAO | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — returns one brief after its own author dropped it, and with less behind it | In Becker's majors list. No price, no target, no date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-09-08 | 4 | 2 | 08-30· 09-03▲ 09-05▲ 09-08▲ |
| ZEC | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — third brief running, third channel-position, and the evidence is now at its LOWEST point | Named in "Becker's majors" list for 2026. "If the market ever returns, you can literally just hold these from here and get kamicazi diaper gains." NO price. NO ATH. NO ETF. No date. | ATR | 2026-09-08 | 2026-09-01 → 2026-09-08 | 5 | 2 | 09-01▲ 09-04▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ 09-08▲ |
| AERO | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a one-line proxy bet | "Bet on Base… biggest DEX on Base." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| ATHENA | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — and if the identification holds, this is a five-brief-old ghost returning | "Represents yield around exuberance in a bull market… the stronger the bull market, the more yield." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| BETANZA | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — "the big AI play in crypto," and that is the entire content | No price, no cap, no target, no date, no mechanism. | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| BONK | ▲ Bull | BULLISH-historical — a past trade, not a present call | UniPCX "made 20x" — described as an "all-time generational trade." Past tense throughout. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| CARDS | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a dated, quantified event and an explicitly pending catalyst | Tokenizes Pokémon cards; "tens of millions of dollars" in volume. +45% pump on the fee-switch ANNOUNCEMENT, with formal activation "waiting for SEC clarity." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| CRV | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a live move plus the day's most speculative thesis | "Up 14% today." Thesis: "when AI agents are trading we're going to have multiple different stablecoins and Curve allows you to trade in and out with very little slippage." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| Canton | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — and it likely closes a fragment this series has carried since 08-27 | "Layer one for institutions… a good bet." No price, no cap, no date. | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-09-07 | 2 | 2 | 08-23▲ 09-07▲ |
| FARCOIN | ▲ Bull | BULLISH-historical — the largest and least verifiable of the three | UniPCX "made 300x." Past tense. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| GTO | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a Solana beta bet, under a ticker that probably does not exist | "Captures a lot of the extractable value on Solana… if Solana succeeds, GTO succeeds." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| LIGHTER | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — named as the challenger to another name in the same list | "Alternative to Hyperliquid… most regulated perpetuals desks in the United States." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| MELANIA | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL reference — one of the three named $400M-plus exceptions | Celebrity-influence launch; broke $400M post-Trump. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07= |
| NEO | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a privacy-routing pitch attached to a ticker that means something else | "Allows you to switch from Zcash to any other token… while keeping yourself anonymous." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| PUMP | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — one revenue figure, nothing else | "Generates over $1 million a day." No price, no cap, no target. | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-09-07 | 9 | 3 | 08-21= 08-23· 08-27▲ 08-30▲ 09-01▲ 09-07▲ |
| SHIB | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL reference — cited as a precedent, not recommended | "Reached $44B market cap with a simple narrative ('just a dog')." | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-09-07 | 2 | 1 | 08-21▲ 09-07= |
| SPX6900 | ▲ Bull | BULLISH by reference — third appearance, third time with no level | "Also decoupling and front-running this cycle." No price, no entry, no target. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-09-07 | 8 | 1 | 08-24▲ 08-27▲ 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ |
| TRUMP | ▼ Bear ⇄ flip | BEARISH-by-context — named as the launch that killed organic memecoin formation | "Post-launch, no other organic new memecoin broke $400M market cap except Melania/Yeezy and Useless." | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-09-07 | 2 | 1 | 08-21▲ 09-07▼ |
| USELESS | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — the single highest-conviction name of the day, and the only one with a verifiable insider position | Trader "UniPCX" (#1 on FOMO, $19.2M portfolio) holds 2.8% of supply, ~$4M, as of August 2026 — "my number one play in this cycle… the final boss to the entire meme coin meta." #2 most-traded memecoin on BOTH Coinbase and Kraken, behind only DOGE. Decoupling evidence: +50% while Solana bled; new ATH after the "10/10" liquidation crash. "Third time's the charm" to reclaim ATH. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| VENICE | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — the most number-dense altcoin claim of the day | "Anonymous LLM… 4 million users and $100 million annualized revenue and they buy back and burn tokens." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| WIF | ▲ Bull | BULLISH-historical — same structure as BONK | UniPCX "made 6x." Past tense. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-09-07 | 3 | 1 | 08-13= 09-01· 09-07▲ |
| WLD | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a conditional call on a third party's action | "King of all AI tokens… when OpenAI lists it's going to be good for Worldcoin." | AD | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07▲ |
| YEEZY | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL reference — the third $400M-plus exception | Celebrity-influence launch; broke $400M post-Trump. | ATR | 2026-09-07 | 2026-09-07 → 2026-09-07 | 1 | 1 | 09-07= |
| Artificial Inu | ▼ Bear ⇄ flip | BEARISH-by-example — cited today as a cautionary tale, having been a bull comparable yesterday | "Now at a quarter billion dollar market cap… ran up then pulled all the way back." Used as the warning about 50%+ narrative-token drawdowns. | ATR | 2026-09-05 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-09-05 | 5 | 2 | 08-30= 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-05▼ |
| GRASS | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — the window's designated hot narrative, with no number of any kind | "Grass is blowing up right now because it's like Pokémon Go, but for stocks. It is the narrative right now." No price, no cap, no target, no date. Warning attached: prior narrative tokens showed 50%+ pullbacks even inside bull moves. | ATR | 2026-09-05 | 2026-09-05 → 2026-09-05 | 1 | 1 | 09-05▲ |
| Ponds | ▲ Bull | BULLISH by association — and, after four briefs as an unresolvable fragment, it finally has a definition | A meme-coin launchpad on the Robinhood chain, "acquired by Uniswap Labs for long-term alignment." No token price, no cap, no date. | AD | 2026-09-05 | 2026-09-05 → 2026-09-05 | 1 | 1 | 09-05▲ |
| UNI | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — the most concrete fundamental claim in the window, and it is checkable on-chain | "7-day Uni burn getting closer to $200 per year" — and Uniswap is "not even in a bull market." Claim: on track to pass Tether as the highest fee-generating crypto platform if ~10% more volume swaps occur. Source cited: a Hayden Adams post. Corporate: Uniswap Labs acquired Ponds "for long-term alignment." | AD | 2026-09-05 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-05 | 5 | 2 | 08-15· 08-17▲ 08-18▲ 09-03▲ 09-05▲ |
| Bonercoin | ▲ Bull | BULLISH by reference — returns one day later with its first number | "Boner was paired with Hims, which ran to about $60 million market cap at its peak." Cited as the direct template: Peptides is "the new Boner… bigger company, way more popular than PP pills" | ATR | 2026-09-04 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-04 | 2 | 1 | 09-03▲ 09-04▲ |
| MIDNIGHT | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — the highest-conviction language in the window, on the thinnest chart | "I think Midnight will outperform Cardano… asymmetric play, even from a risk appetite perspective… just makes so much sense." Market cap ~$300M. Needs a ~75% move from current levels to confirm the macro cycle shift. Structure required: 20-MA above 50-MA, both above the 200-day. Backed by IOG, positioned inside the Cardano ecosystem; privacy narrative. | CCV | 2026-09-04 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-04 | 3 | 1 | 08-15▲ 08-23▲ 09-04▲ |
| Peptides | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — a ~6-hour-old token with a live price and a 45x target | Launched at $1.49M market cap; $6.7M when recorded, ~6 hours later. Target $300M — "I think Peptides can be the next AI play that rips to $300 million." $4.8M transaction volume; "~3%" buy/sell tax stated as ~$200,000 per cycle routed into Eli Lilly stock purchases for holders. Timeframe: faster than Boner took to reach $60M (no number given). Named promoters: Crypto God John, TJR, Zach LA. | ATR | 2026-09-04 | 2026-09-04 → 2026-09-04 | 1 | 1 | 09-04▲ |
| SUI | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — and the numbers finally arrived | "The only price I'm looking at for Sui is 85 cents… Can Sui make a move to 85 cents?" Resistance at the 200-day MA; lower trend-line support at ~63 cents. | CCV | 2026-09-04 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-09-04 | 9 | 4 | 08-23▲ 08-30▲ 09-03▲ 09-04▲ 09-07= 09-08▲ |
| Ubik | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — cited as the cycle's proof-of-concept for wallet-copying | "The first altcoin of this cycle that TJR apes publicly… reached a peak market cap and it's done a nice U-shape recovery to 11 million." Current cap ~$11M after a round trip | ATR | 2026-09-04 | 2026-09-04 → 2026-09-04 | 1 | 1 | 09-04▲ |
| Goatsius Maximus | · No read | HISTORY ONLY — the memes-2.0 exemplar | Named as "the first meme 2.0" — an AI personality (Truth Terminal) infused into the token's tweets and marketing | ATR | 2026-09-03 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-03 | 1 | 1 | 09-03· |
| Hood 10 | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — an index-style memecoin | Buys the top 10 memecoins on the Robinhood chain and airdrops all of them to holders | ATR | 2026-09-03 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-03 | 1 | 1 | 09-03▲ |
| Jobs token | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — and the only MemeFi name carrying arithmetic | $312,000 buy volume + $38,000 sell volume, stated as ~$620,000 daily volume; 600 holders; daily airdrop in the $20,000–$30,000 range. "A very interesting play on words" | ATR | 2026-09-03 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-03 | 1 | 1 | 09-03▲ |
| Marscoin | ▲ Bull | BULLISH — mechanism only | "Literally earn Space X stock just by holding this token." Daily tokenized SpaceX-stock airdrops to holders | ATR | 2026-09-03 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-03 | 1 | 1 | 09-03▲ |
| US Bonds token | ＝ Neutral | NEUTRAL — named as a launch, not a position | "The world's first ever memecoin backed by US bonds," described as launching the same day as the video | ATR | 2026-09-03 | 2026-09-03 → 2026-09-03 | 1 | 1 | 09-03= |
| MANIFEST | ▲ Bull | Bullish — CryptoGodJohn's current active play | "Massive bounce from a lower market cap." No cap, no level, and no restatement of the launch window | ATR | 2026-09-01 | 2026-08-11 → 2026-09-01 | 5 | 1 | 08-11▲ 08-15· 08-27▲ 08-30▲ 09-01▲ |
| OXO | · No read | Past performance only — not a call | A historic CryptoGodJohn altcoin that "reached an absurd market cap in the prior cycle" | ATR | 2026-09-01 | 2026-08-24 → 2026-09-01 | 2 | 1 | 08-24▲ 09-01· |
| PCC | ▲ Bull | Bullish on an explicitly non-fundamental catalyst — restated unchanged | On the Robinhood chain; the stated catalyst remains a retweet or listing from Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev | ATR | 2026-09-01 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-09-01 | 2 | 1 | 08-30▲ 09-01▲ |
| Clash | ▲ Bull | Bullish (promotional) | Shilled heavily by the interview guest; launching askclash.ai — roughly 6–7 minutes of runtime | AD | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▲ |
| EGG | ▲ Bull | Bullish — carried, now with a weaker frame | High-risk/high-reward play on the Hyperliquid chain with "parabolic structure"; sits in Ansem's 30–40% rotational sleeve | ATR | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-30 | 2 | 1 | 08-27▲ 08-30▲ |
| ENA | ▲ Bull | Bullish — two channels, same catalyst | Lark: +94% on the fee switch and removal of the VC unlock; "structurally positive." AD: 22% pump on the foundation buying out locked seed investors plus a proposed fee switch | Lark · AD | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 2 | 08-30▲ |
| GTA-6 token | ▼ Bear | BEARISH — position EXITED, not just faded | Influencer exited; cause given as liquidity theft by copycat "vamps," Cyberleak named | ATR | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-11 → 2026-08-30 | 5 | 1 | 08-11▲ 08-15· 08-17= 08-27▼ 08-30▼ |
| MANLET | ▲ Bull | Bullish — active low-cap play | Highlighted at a $1.7M market cap, inside Ansem's 30–40% rotational sleeve | ATR | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-08-30 | 2 | 1 | 08-13▲ 08-30▲ |
| NEAR | ▼ Bear | BEARISH / passed over | "Don't interest me yet" — grouped with TAO as an AI darling explicitly declined | AD | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▼ |
| NETNET | ▲ Bull | Bullish — rebasing DAO play | $5M market cap against a $63M fully diluted valuation | ATR | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▲ |
| Pawns | ▲ Bull | Bullish — retrospective, now with entry and current marks | Bought at ~$25M market cap, currently ~$100M (up 300%); part of the "Robinhood" ecosystem cluster | Lark | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-30 | 2 | 1 | 08-27▲ 08-30▲ |
| STONK | ▲ Bull | Bullish watch — launchpad with revenue | $13M–$15M market cap; $500k revenue; Twitter targets of $20M | Lark | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▲ |
| Shyft | ▲ Bull | Bullish (100% sponsored) | Yield vaults projected 10%+, aggressive tier to 24% APY; pitched as a "big winner if the Clarity Act passes"; policy board features former Congressmen Tim Ryan (D) and David McIntosh (R) | AD | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▲ |
| VET | ▲ Bull | Bullish — dated partnership | August 27th partnership with a major Asian logistics firm | AD | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-30 → 2026-08-30 | 1 | 1 | 08-30▲ |
| Zcash | ▲ Bull | Bullish — upgraded from one channel to two | AD: named by Grayscale as a fiat "debasement trade," endorsed by Tyler Winklevoss, framed against $40T US debt. ATR: listed as a "major" inside the 70% core allocation | AD · ATR | 2026-08-30 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-30 | 2 | 2 | 08-27▲ 08-30▲ |
| BMR | ▲ Bull | Bullish — waiting | Failed monthly breakdown; up 100% from lows; awaiting a long-term breakout | Lark | 2026-08-27 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-27 | 1 | 1 | 08-27▲ |
| Bistachio | ▼ Bear | BEARISH — avoid | $7.3M market cap; bundle snipers dumped 1.65B tokens; surfaced by an AI agent reading contract data | Lark | 2026-08-27 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-27 | 1 | 1 | 08-27▼ |
| Cash Cat | ▲ Bull ⇄ flip | Bullish — ⚠️ target DOUBLED in 48 hours | 8/24: "target exit at $500M market cap." 8/26: "target is $1B market cap", on the Robinhood chain, watching 1.50–1.60 for re-entry | Lark ×2 | 2026-08-27 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-08-27 | 4 | 2 | 08-13· 08-15▼ 08-17= 08-27▲ |
| Ondo | ▲ Bull | Bullish — Clarity Act beneficiary | Named as a Sept 15 beneficiary, then explicitly passed over for XRP on community grounds | AD | 2026-08-27 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-27 | 1 | 1 | 08-27▲ |
| Pangu | ▲ Bull | Bullish — two independent channels, unusual for a microcap | ATR: targeting 4 cents (its July-2025 level), noted at $630M market cap, cited as Alex Becker's first public nod on re-entry. Lark: "intends to rebuy if price remains stable" | ATR · Lark | 2026-08-27 | 2026-08-27 → 2026-08-27 | 1 | 2 | 08-27▲ |
| BULL | ▲ Bull | Bullish, retrospective | Anom-backed Solana token; "ran from low cap to a huge market cap" during the July bear market — cited as proof the social-arbitrage method works. No entry, no target, no current level | ATR | 2026-08-24 | 2026-08-24 → 2026-08-24 | 1 | 1 | 08-24▲ |
| DESYNC | ▲ Bull | Bullish, retrospective | CryptoGod John call from "past cycle"; "a massive one" — no level, no date | ATR | 2026-08-24 | 2026-08-24 → 2026-08-24 | 1 | 1 | 08-24▲ |
| ODIN | ▲ Bull | Speculative bet — the video's centrepiece | Thesis: Robinhood's upcoming AI agent will be named Odin. Evidence: odin.robinhood.com registered Jul 16 2026 21:35:03 and ai-agent.robinhood.com Jul 16 2026 21:35:08 — 5 seconds apart, both live behind Cloudflare. Announcement expected September 2026. Token was 26 days old at recording, ran to ~$0.5M market cap then fell back; 24h volume minimal | ATR | 2026-08-24 | 2026-08-24 → 2026-08-24 | 1 | 1 | 08-24▲ |
| Pin Link | ▲ Bull | Bullish, retrospective | CryptoGod John call, "incredible last cycle" — no level, no date | ATR | 2026-08-24 | 2026-08-24 → 2026-08-24 | 1 | 1 | 08-24▲ |
| DASH | ▲ Bull | Cautiously bullish | Weekly close above $41 (50-week MA) required for continuation | CCV | 2026-08-23 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-08-23 | 1 | 1 | 08-23▲ |
| DOG | ▲ Bull | "Highly bullish", high risk — the author's largest speculative bag | ~$77–80M market cap; 50-week MA ≈ $100M market cap resistance; 100B supply, fully circulating, 100% airdrop to 75k wallets on the 2024 halving, zero VC/unlocks; 92% drawdown survived (0.99¢ → 0.6¢); Dogecoin May-2017 analogue ($74M → $88B, 1,200x); Mark Yusko "DOG ETF" clip; "if Bitcoin survives, DOG survives with it" | CCV ×2 | 2026-08-23 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-08-23 | 1 | 1 | 08-23▲ |
| FLOP | ▲ Bull | Founder pitch — "top two" by market cap | Testnet late Oct 2026, ~90 days; mainnet Q1 2027; airdrop ≈ 20% of 10-year supply, earned not bought; perpetual inflation ("a commodity, not a money"); no revenue; pegged to compute (FLOPS) as the "currency of the agentic economy" | Altcoin Daily (Hayes interview) | 2026-08-23 | 2026-08-23 → 2026-08-23 | 1 | 1 | 08-23▲ |
| ANNIE | ▲ Bull | Bullish — the day's only genuinely fresh microcap name | "Rallied from a low point to a lovely market cap after Elon tweeted" about Annie, a Grok character | ATR | 2026-08-21 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-08-21 | 1 | 1 | 08-21▲ |
| CASH | ▼ Bear | Bearish — same memecoin warning; flagged as a possible Robinhood-chain mascot runner | Same 0.0086% dataset | Lark | 2026-08-21 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-08-21 | 1 | 1 | 08-21▼ |
| FLOKI | ▲ Bull | Bullish by Elon-proximity | "Elon Musk has a Shiba Inu named Floki" | ATR | 2026-08-21 | 2026-08-21 → 2026-08-21 | 1 | 1 | 08-21▲ |
| PEPE | ▼ Bear ⇄ flip | Bearish — explicitly, and with statistics | Named inside the memecoin warning: only 6–7% of wallets profitable; 25 of 292,000 wallets made >$10,000 (0.0086%) | Lark | 2026-08-21 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-21 | 3 | 2 | 08-17▲ 08-20= 08-21▼ |
| BENBEN | ▲ Bull | Bullish — a closed, profitable AI trade, not a recommendation | Entry 1.4M market cap, exit 3.4M market cap, +$26; screened on 163 hours old, $126k liquidity, $9.5M 24h volume, buys > sells | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-20 | 2026-08-20 → 2026-08-20 | 1 | 1 | 08-20▲ |
| EPG | ▼ Bear | Bearish — thesis broken, stopped out | −7%, −$26 on a $320 entry; "I bought EPG for its momentum and the momentum is gone" | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-20 | 2026-08-20 → 2026-08-20 | 1 | 1 | 08-20▼ |
| INJ | ▲ Bull | Bullish — the only regulatory-plumbing name today | "Injective receives SEC transfer agent registration" for an institutional service arm | Altcoin Daily | 2026-08-20 | 2026-08-20 → 2026-08-20 | 1 | 1 | 08-20▲ |
| AAVE | ▲ Bull | Bullish — the yield venue for tokenized dollars | "The main use case for stablecoins is get yield off your dollars"; no level | Altcoin Daily | 2026-08-18 | 2026-08-18 → 2026-08-18 | 1 | 1 | 08-18▲ |
| POND | ▲ Bull | Bullish — breakout launchpad after its main competitor collapsed | Captures majority of new token creation/volume on Robinhood chain; no cap or price given | Lark | 2026-08-17 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-17 | 1 | 1 | 08-17▲ |
| PUNK | ＝ Neutral | Neutral — the *seller* is the signal | Alex Becker sold his CryptoPunk; framed as rotating into new cycle plays | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-17 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-17 | 1 | 1 | 08-17= |
| SPX 6900 | ▲ Bull | Neutral-bullish; volatility exhibit for the microcap case | <$0.01 → $2.20 up-cycle, then $2.20 → $0.20 (−90%) in the bear; "strong token" | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-17 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-17 | 8 | 1 | 08-24▲ 08-27▲ 09-01▲ 09-03▲ 09-05▲ 09-07▲ |
| Stonk Broker | ▲ Bull | Bullish — "one of the more durable meta names on chain" | Robinhood chain; NFT collection with token-bound wallets earning stock-token rewards | Lark | 2026-08-17 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-17 | 1 | 1 | 08-17▲ |
| VELVET | ▲ Bull | Speculative long on dips; explicit no-leverage warning | Entries 52¢ (0.786 Fib of pump candles) and 60–64¢; "this thing is going to get nasty"; thesis = big money rotated out of HYPE into Velvet UI (Hyperlink) | Crypto Face | 2026-08-17 | 2026-08-17 → 2026-08-17 | 1 | 1 | 08-17▲ |
| APT | ▲ Bull | Deflation cohort member | Hard-capped supply; "10xed fees, burns them" | Altcoin Daily | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15▲ |
| CLOCKIN | ▼ Bear | Anticipated launch; clones already rugging | One clone dumped 2M → $155 cap | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15▼ |
| ETHFI | · No read | "Getting a lot of attention", revenue cohort | none | Lark | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| INDEX | ▼ Bear | Bearish — RWA narrative momentum lost | Reward flywheel needs volume that left | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15▼ |
| JUP | · No read | Revenue-token cohort, "right mechanisms, right meta" | none | Lark | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| KEVAR | · No read | Pending fair launch (Stonk Brokers) | Bonding curve 3K → 33K cap to DEX graduation; no presale/VC | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| LYRA | · No read | Cheaper alternative to HYPE | "much lower valuation… perhaps more opportunity" | Lark | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| MARS | ▼ Bear | Bearish — insiders bought the top | Influencers up $400k+ then averaged in at the high | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15▼ |
| MLG | ＝ Neutral | Comparison benchmark only | "GTA can be way bigger" | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15= |
| Mimoda | · No read | AI-meme brand-validation case | 1M → 3M cap after IKEA posted it | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| SLEUTH | · No read | Launchpad play, "super weird" launch | 18M → 6M → 48M → 25M cap sequence; contract post 40 min late | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15· |
| Stackers NFT | ▲ Bull | Mint runner w/ buyback-burn token | Mint $4.71 → floor $23; token 3M cap overnight | Gorilla | 2026-08-15 | 2026-08-15 → 2026-08-15 | 1 | 1 | 08-15▲ |
| ANSEM | ＝ Neutral | Ecosystem beneficiary, paired with MANLET | Buy-backs funded via trading fees | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-13 | 2026-08-13 → 2026-08-13 | 1 | 1 | 08-13= |
| YOTS | ▲ Bull | "AI Season 2.0" leader; "really good buy time to load up" | Narrative anchored to an Elon Musk post, Jan 4 2026; expects "an insane run soon" | Across The Rubicon | 2026-08-11 | 2026-08-11 → 2026-08-11 | 1 | 1 | 08-11▲ |
Upcoming catalysts
Dated, checkable events the channels have attached to their calls, sorted by date. Past-dated items stay listed — a dated claim can be checked against what actually happened.
| Date | As stated | Ticker | What | From brief |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-14 | Aug 14 date passed | Market-wide | Friday Aug 14: SEC commissioners vote on the first formal crypto rulemaking. Falsified instantly if no SEC open meeting occurs. Read the meeting notice for what the rule actually is — CCV and Lark describe two different rules on the same date. | 2026-08-13 |
| 2026-08-19 | Aug 19 date passed | Market-wide | White House crypto summit. Both Altcoin Daily and CCV flagged it; CCV names attendees (Coinbase, Ripple, Gemini, Robinhood, Kraken, Polymarket, plus Bessent), Altcoin Daily adds the CFTC and SEC chairs and CME/ICE/DTCC. Topic: tokenization. Checkable within 24 hours. | 2026-08-18 |
| 2026-08-20 | Aug 20 date passed | Market-wide | CFTC innovation advisory committee, live-streamed on cftc.gov. Agenda: crypto regulation, AI, prediction markets. Advisory only — no binding rules. | 2026-08-15 |
| 2026-08-21 | Aug 21 date passed | Market-wide | Jackson Hole / Warsh. The Cowen panel's derail risk. Outcome not in any of nine videos. Get it — it moves the hike-vs-no-hike row. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-08-21 | Aug 21 date passed | GTA-6 TOKEN | the GTA-6 token DCA entry falls due and its author was in the room again. Across The Rubicon published today and named ANNIE, FLOKI, SHIB, DOGE, TRUMP and SPX6900 — but not GTA-6. Second consecutive present-and-silent session, on the entry date itself. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-08-25 | ~Aug 25 date passed | HYPE | HYPE USDC fee switch (~$200M/yr, Lark 8/20). Author published again and did not restate it. Trigger $77, RSI 78, reload mid-$60s. Verify the activation on Hyperliquid governance before treating $77 as live. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-08-27 | Aug 27 date passed | GTA-6 TOKEN | GTA 6 trailer, Netflix + YouTube (precedents cited: 290M / 177M views). ⚠️ Date conflict: the 8/11 board carried ~Aug 25 for the same event. One of them is wrong; the event itself is externally checkable. | 2026-08-15 |
| 2026-08-31 | Aug 31 date passed | Market-wide | Cowen's August red-close warning. Midterm-year Augusts (2018, 2022) printed intra-month highs and closed red. This is a clean, self-settling test against CCV's breakout call in the same 11 days. | 2026-08-20 |
| 2026-08-31 | Aug 31 date passed | Market-wide | head-to-head monthly close: Altcoin Daily "> $74,000" vs Cowen "~$56,000" (8/13, unretired). Spot ~$78k (8/22). The Cowen row's real finding is five sessions of silence on his own number. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-08-31 | Aug 31 date passed | BTC | Cowen's BTC ~$56,000 end-of-August call (8/13). Spot is mid-70s. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-09-09 | Sept 9 | Market-wide | Treasury buybacks double, $2B → $4B/month. Now four-channel. Today's corroborating claim: 10Y at 4.6% (−6 bps), 30Y at 5.19% (−9 bps). Both the schedule and the yield prints are verifiable against Treasury and the curve. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-09-10 | ~Early September | ETH | CCV's ETH throwback to $1,900–2,000 (50-/200-day). Falsifier of the "extended" read: a clean break of $2,600–2,800 first. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-09-15 | Sept 15 | Market-wide | Senate Clarity Act vote. Armstrong: "far more than 60", Thune's scheduling as the tell. Hayes, same channel: "terrible." Market odds 19–20%, five sessions un-updated — find the current line. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-09-15 | Sept 15 | BTC | Senate Clarity Act vote. Lark's math: 53 R, 60 needed, 8–10 Democrats required, 2 committed; blocker is enforceable ethics rules on Trump-family token profits; window is 2–3 weeks before the October recess; failure pushes it to 2027 or later. Market-implied odds 19–20% (Galaxy 30%, TD Cowen 25%). La | 2026-08-18 |
| 2026-09-15 | Sept 15 | LINK | …rastructure for launching tokenized stocks; also named as a Sept 15 Clarity Act beneficiary | 2026-08-27 |
| 2026-09-15 | Sept 15 | ONDO | Bullish — Clarity Act beneficiary Named as a Sept 15 beneficiary, then explicitly passed over for XRP on community groun | 2026-08-27 |
| 2026-09-30 | ~September | Market-wide | Cowen's 25 bps Fed hike. Yesterday: "September or December, October ruled out." Today: "before the end of the year," with energy prices as the named mechanism and rates holding ~4% through 2027. This is the single variable that settles the day's disagreement. Self-scoring at each FOMC. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2026-09-30 | ~August–September | Market-wide | Cowen's equity correction, pulled forward. Yesterday: late Sept/early Q4. Today: "starting at about August or September," likely at the next Fed meeting. The revision is itself the datapoint — same author, same call, window moved 4–6 weeks earlier in 24 hours. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2026-09-30 | ~Late Sept | BTC | Cowen's 10–20% equity correction, explicitly not a recession, and explicitly the window in which BTC prints its cycle low. This overlaps Crypto Face's independently-derived Sept–Oct oil-shock window (8/17). Two channels, two methods, one date range — the most substantive accidental agreement the ser | 2026-08-18 |
| 2026-10-04 | Oct 4 | Market-wide | the four-year-cycle bottom ($40–50k) is the bulls' scoreable claim (Lark invalidated; CCV dead; panel bottomed) — and Altcoin Daily's $500k-by-2029 depends on the same cycle being alive. Keep ATR's Oct 4–5 bottom and Cowen's mid-October inflection on the same line. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-10-04 | Oct 4 | BTC | ATR's projected BTC cycle bottom (364 days from peak). Note the author simultaneously argues the bottom may already be in at 319 days — an internal contradiction he acknowledges. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-10-06 | Oct 6 | BTC | 4-year-cycle bear deadline, BTC $40,000 (Lark, 8/18). Now orphaned by its author at one session old. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2026-10-17 | ~Oct 17 | Market-wide | Treasury's 60-day comment window closes on the section 3 rule (defining "issue" and "offer/sell"). Open now; the comment record is public and readable. | 2026-08-18 |
| 2026-10-28 | Oct 28 | Market-wide | Cowen's next inflection, derived from 53-day (2019: Oct 28 high) and 63-day (2022) precedents. Two independent channels now point at early-to-mid October for the cycle's decisive move, from completely different models. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-10-31 | ~Oct 2026 | Market-wide | Rubicon's generational bottom ("1–2 months of downside left" as of 8/16), followed by "3 years of up". Converts to a datable window; note his own cycle math ($16k → $125k, then $125k → $60k) implies the bear is already −52%. | 2026-08-17 |
| 2026-10-31 | ~Sept–Oct | BTC | Crypto Face's oil-shock window rippling to Bitcoin downside. | 2026-08-17 |
| 2026-10-31 | ~October | BTC | $40,000 BTC (Lark, attributing to the four-year-cycle crowd, "still possible, not ruled out"). Note the attribution shift: on 8/18 this was Lark's own call with a Senate mechanism; today it is other people's scenario he declines to dismiss. Same number, third framing, decreasing ownership. | 2026-08-20 |
| 2026-11-04 | Nov 4 | Market-wide | Treasury buybacks (≥ 2×; "could be bigger than $4B"). Four-source schedule. New checkables: Hayes's FEMA repo facility and ~$1T Japanese-held UST; VanEck's T-bill share 23% vs 15–20%; the 10-year vs 5%. Log the 10Y/30Y prints — the 8/21 yields were not restated by anyone. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-12-31 | ~end of 2026 | Market-wide | XLE to new highs (Cowen), who says it is already there. Immediately checkable, and it is the load-bearing input to item 4. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2026-12-31 | ~Q4 2026 | Market-wide | Cowen's capitulation window and "no lower low → bullish 2027" test stand as last stated (8/21). Not restated, not retracted. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2026-12-31 | ~2026 | BTC | BTC above $100,000 (Scaramucci via Altcoin Daily). The only bullish BTC number with a date attached this session. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2026-12-31 | ~2026 | BTC | Cowen's standing invalidation, restated in substance: no lower low by year-end → bullish 2027. Plus Armstrong's BTC $100,000 by end-2026. Two end-of-year tests, one conditional and one absolute. | 2026-08-21 |
| 2026-12-31 | Dec 31 2026 | BTC | BTC $126,000 (Hayes, explicit date; StanChart "this year"). Both equal "a new ATH above ~$125k." | 2026-08-23 |
| 2027-01-18 | Jan 18, 2027 | Market-wide | Genius Act licensing gate. Issuing a stablecoin requires a license; exchanges may not offer foreign-issued stablecoins absent proof of US compliance and a home-country arrangement. Both channels agree on the date. | 2026-08-18 |
| 2027-03-31 | ~Q1 2027 | FLOP | FLOP testnet (~90 days) → Q1 2027 mainnet (Hayes). Airdrop- only, ≈ 20% of 10-year supply. The only action is to note whether the testnet ships on the date the founder gave. | 2026-08-23 |
| 2027-12-31 | ~2027 | Market-wide | DXY reversal after topping at 105–106. Long-dated, but the 105–106 level is checkable now, from ~mid-103. | 2026-08-19 |
| 2028-07-18 | Jul 18, 2028 | Market-wide | second Genius Act gate: exchanges generally may not sell any stablecoin not made by a licensed issuer. Directly determines whether USDT keeps US distribution. | 2026-08-18 |
| 2029-12-31 | ~2029 | BTC | $500k (Altcoin Daily, cycle-conditional). | 2026-08-23 |
| 2030-12-31 | ~2030 | BTC | $300–400k (Armstrong) / $1.5M (Cathie Wood, bull case). | 2026-08-23 |
| 2031-08-31 | ~Aug 2031 | ETH | $200k (Hayes), with ETH $20–30k at that print. | 2026-08-23 |
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